“Mexico will pay for the wall” “No we won’t” “It will cost 8 billion”  “No it will cost 20 billion”  “Make it out of concrete” “No make it out of precast plank”  “It’s all too much we need to get the cost down”, HURRY!

The Pastillon, a German comedy/spoof site that tapped into IKEA’s design methods to help President Trump hit the ground running on his executive order of the border wall.
The perfectly named Börder Wåll comes with everything you could need to cut yourself off from that annoying neighbor. They would literally have to build a tunnel get to your property.

At only $9,999,999,999.99, “Börder Wåll” package is significantly cheaper than a conventional wall and could save Mexico billions.

According to The Pastillion

“The simple, Scandinavian designed border wall comes with a 5 year guarantee and is primarily made of pressboard with a birch effect and can be assembled with the help of a hex key. Börder Wåll comes with a 12,000 page instruction manual with easy-to-understand pictures makes construction child’s play – as long as there is not a single screw missing.

“However, assembly requires two people: one person can hold the wall while the second screws it together”, it states in IKEA’s offer.
The basic model of the wall is 33ft (10 m) tall and 1,954 miles (3,144 km) long, although the height and length can be extended as desired.
IKEA has already announced that it will design other products over the next few weeks that will be compatible with “Börder Wåll”. According to inside sources, this includes products such as the “Gåwk” watchtower and the “Råtåtåtåtåtå” spring-gun.